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Jones' Communism Freestyle

posted Sep 22, 2017, 6:55 AM by Maxwell Bao

Capitalism is good.
Communism is bad.
'Cause it only works in theory
which is pretty sad.
If I have to work for the Soviets...
then I want my life over with.
If I wanted a promotion then I'm out luck
because I only get paid as much as someone who sucks.
If I don't get paid...
then I can't get laid.

9-22-17

posted Sep 22, 2017, 6:52 AM by Maxwell Bao

Today was a review day due to the unfortunate absence of President Sloth

9-15-17

posted Sep 15, 2017, 6:46 AM by Maxwell Bao   [ updated Sep 19, 2017, 6:32 PM ]

Lesson

We start off the 2017-2018 school year with a humble rap club meeting. 

The members learn each other's rap names and set the rules on this important friday.


Praise Kayla,
    The Rap Club Officers

3-21-2017

posted Apr 21, 2017, 6:48 AM by Maxwell Bao   [ updated Apr 21, 2017, 6:48 AM ]

Lesson

In honor of the holy day of April 20th,  we dived into the world of Mary Jane.

Nathan Jones set his hands on Jacob, starting beef and the resulting duel(s).

The results tally to 
Nathan -    3 points
Carson -    2 points
Jacob -    -2 points
Darnell -    3 points

3-31-2017

posted Apr 8, 2017, 2:01 PM by Maxwell Bao


Senior rap club member Carson "MCkidd" Navalta indulged us with the life story of Shizzy. 

We also had our first rap battle, originating from beef between Dr. K and The Sloth. Three more rap battles occurred on that glorious morning. 

Eazy E - Cone Bugni

posted Feb 27, 2017, 12:31 PM by Maxwell Bao

He was a rapper, 
a businessman,
a jack of all trades.

His name was Easy E, and he died of AIDS.

So I thought a good tribute to my artist would be
To shed a little light on his deficiency.

It's contracted through blood,
or bodily fluids,
and he got it through sex,
cause that's how we do it.
But it wasn't so funny,
and it wasn't a joke,
when his nose got all runny
and he started to choke,
and spent the rest of his time
In a hospital bed -
He came in as a legend,
and came out of it dead.

But it shouldn't have happened,
and he could have been smarter,
and he could've checked with
every partner.
But he didn't.
And he had to tell his pregnant wife,
That his simple mistake
was gonna cost him his life.

H to the I to the V to the AIDS,
all the girls that he got
and all the money that he made

didn't matter.

Easy just wanted to cruise,
but now he's a reminder of 
what we all have to lose.

(The correct spelling is "Eazy," the misspellings were preserved for artistic genuinity.)

2-24-2016

posted Feb 24, 2017, 6:42 AM by Maxwell Bao   [ updated Feb 24, 2017, 6:45 AM ]

Lesson

We review the decorations of the famed rapper, Jay Z.
Did you know his name is Shawn?

8:44 AM - Dez The Dad announces Molly's pregnancy
8:45 AM - Trucklord raises awareness for HIV

Life On The Sideline - Jones

posted Feb 2, 2017, 4:25 PM by Maxwell Bao

Not your average young black man
In the Liberty High School Band.
You may know me for standing on the sideline.
I just really hate band.
It's just not fine.
It's as messed up as my un-edged hairline.
The band program don't even care for us.
Not even a little bit
They're a bunch of hypocrites.
Their morals are twisted.
Very inconsistent
They say that inconsistency causes stress.
But they're consistently inconsistent - what they do best
Setting us all for unsuccess
Life on the sideline was very hard.
Not very easy to stand with a bunch of retards.
I should've gotten a spot.
I always make my dots.
I should've marched - program screwed so I'm not.

Band is such a waste of time
To be on the sideline
Don't even get paid a dime
I'd paid six hundred; didn't sign up for this
Romo gets millions
I am so pissed! (Wow!)

Now I must deal with all these jokes.
People makin' off the field jokes. (Yeah)
Drivin' me insane, they all deserve to choke.
(I'm tired of being a joke.)
Some may think that I am a queer
I must tell you something that's been unclear.
I'd like to express myself, I'm an individual
I'm into 'viduality
It's in my reality
Part of my mentality
No time for people's brutality.
How can I get through people's thick heads?
You shall not define man . . .
For where he stands.

I know who I am. 
Get with the program.
I am very misunderstood
But it is all good
I'm a little esoteric
Not very generic
Don't you dare label me!
I can be who I wanna be.
One day you will see . . .
My life on the sideline
Doesn't define.

Why do they mess with me?
Why can't they let me be?
Stop using the sideline
To define.
I'm a prisoner of band
A prisoner of the sideline
Even a prisoner of my troubled mind.
Why does it have to be me?
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Now I have a confession
I deal with oppression
Band gives me depression.
My section makes me wanna jump . . .
Off the bus and kill myself.
(May not rhyme, but as Chance The Rapper would say, "The truth doesn't always rhyme. ")
Band's screwing with my sanity.
What's wrong with humanity?
Blacks have a 1 in 3 chance to go to jail.
But killing myself will send me straight to hell. (I'm already in hell - it's band. )
Deep inside my soul I knew I cannot give up.

So screw band!
Nobody gonna tell me where to stand.
Nobody can define who I am.
I set the tones.
I'm CrispyToneJones.
Nobody tells me what to do . . .
So screw you.


*Some lines were omitted to preserve the artist's well-being

10/9/2016

posted Dec 14, 2016, 11:46 AM by Maxwell Bao   [ updated Feb 2, 2017, 4:09 PM ]


We learned about the technicality of rap against lyricality, and our sponsor Coach Friar the Creator was able to grace us with his presence for the first time.

Highlights:

- Jacob and the line about his nose

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